looking for something to do this weekend?
i recommend urban sprinting, it looks like tons of fun! here is a video:
instructions are in the video, but here’s how it works, in a nutshell:
. you go to the mall
. you swipe one of those tracking tags through a security system (but don’t steal anything)
. wait for security
. run
. stop the clock once you get to a burger chain
woo hoo!
this is the funniest thing i’ve read this week:
if you build it, tourists will come
the first story is about a mom-and-pop drugstore in south dakota that started some crazy billboard advertising. teaser: they have a billboard in Antarctica!
really, read it. it’s worth your time.
it seems baby wee wee is all the rage once again.
if you missed it, here’s a recap:
“his little willy moves and it’s time to pee pee” you have got to be kidding me!
not only that, the ad shows how you tickle him and his “wee wee” becomes erect and then sprays out water.
So the premiere was last night.
Pop Fiction, an eight-episode series, is a prank show targeting paparazzi and gullible media outlets.
Once I found out what it was, I was pretty excited. Ashton Kutcher does a good job with his prank shows.
But while the concept is freakin awesome, I was pretty bored by the show itself. It repeated lots of the same scenes of the celebs sitting around doing nothing.
Seeing the p’razzi and places like TMZ get pissed at being duped is much more funny than seeing the bland parts of the prank. Perhaps more excitement during the idea generation process…
Meh. Anyone agree or am I just missing the entertainment?
Do you get the best parking spot no matter what? If so, you’ve probably had your fair share of parking tickets. Paying them isn’t so bad, but picking up your car after it has been towed is a pain in the butt.
So here’s a strategy I learned from a millionaire in Great Britain:
1. Buy a large truck, like a full-size Dodge Ram, and have it imported from the United States.
2. Park as you please.
3. Pay your tickets.
It’s simple. You just buy a vehicle that is so big that it’s impossible to tow it! Then if you pay your tickets, you won’t end up in jail, and everyone lives happily ever after.
Unfortunately this only works in countries where most of the population doesn’t already drive full-size pickups…
So I was f-ing around earlier today, and what do I find, but a website called “The Feck” with the motto, “Quit fecking around.”
Upon seeing the motto, I realized I should be wasting so much time, but I couldn’t stop! There’s too much funny stuff out there I can’t help but feck around!
So go feck yourself!
I spend a lot of time at gossip sites like Perez Hilton and Egotastic, and those are great for humor and gossip, but there’s not a whole lot of substance to them.
Which is why I was happy to find Wild Bluff Media, which is an entertainment blog, but it has a lot more to it than random gossip. It usually has the whole story behind the gossip or interesting facts that no one else knows.
So check it out for “entertainment examined.”
This is actually funny stuff – read what FurIsDead.com is saying about Nicole Richey and Ashley Olsen.
These are pretty popular sites, so you may have seen them, but man they are good! They are video sites with some really cool and funny videos.
Just go there and check it out, and if you ever get bored, there are some links to other hilarious sites.
Warning: You could waste hours just watching the videos!
