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January 12, 2008

How To Avoid Getting Your Car Towed

Filed under: Humor, Pranks — Tags: , , — Erin @ 2:48 pm

dodge ram

Do you get the best parking spot no matter what? If so, you’ve probably had your fair share of parking tickets. Paying them isn’t so bad, but picking up your car after it has been towed is a pain in the butt.

So here’s a strategy I learned from a millionaire in Great Britain:

1. Buy a large truck, like a full-size Dodge Ram, and have it imported from the United States.
2. Park as you please.
3. Pay your tickets.

It’s simple. You just buy a vehicle that is so big that it’s impossible to tow it! Then if you pay your tickets, you won’t end up in jail, and everyone lives happily ever after.

Unfortunately this only works in countries where most of the population doesn’t already drive full-size pickups…

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