Don’t think I’ve ever seen this girl in a bikini. But I’m glad I did now!
Elisha Cuthbert has a great body!
January 24, 2008
Romo Loses Game, Ditches Jessica
Unfortunately it looks like the romance between Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson is over. At least according to this.
Tony wants to go back to being friends. Although perhaps he took a liking to that Jessica Simpson double that showed up at the last game? 
January 19, 2008
Bad Sophia Moves To www.badsophia.com
Can’t find Bad Sophia on Myspace anymore? That’s because she got sick of it and made her own website at www.badsophia.com.
It’s a page where you can sign-up for her cam site.
January 17, 2008
www.piratesonline.com – Pirates Of The Caribbean Online!
Well this is the first I’ve heard of this, but I guess their is a new multiplayer (MMORPG) game from Disney called Pirates Online and it’s based on Pirates of the Caribbean. Sweet!
You can play at www.piratesonline.com. It’s actually looking pretty sweet so far.
Basic access is free and I guess you can buy pre-paid cards to get full access.
www.piratesonline.com review
January 16, 2008
blackwhitekiss.com black and white dating site
Blackwhitekiss.com is making a big splash as an interracial dating site. Blackwhitekiss has become the Internet’s fastest growing online dating service. I think I hear that claim from about every dating site.
Mile Long UFO Spotted!
Sources say that a mile long and half-mile wide UFO was spotted over Texas last night. Even better, it was being chased by military F-16 jets! It was reportedly traveling 3,000 miles per hour, which is pretty fast!
So it was either a mile long UFO being tailed by military jets, or some top-secret surveillance air ship being tested (with F-16’s for protection.) Either way, government conspiracy!
It’s not the first time a mile long UFO was sighted, either. Just watch this video:
Almost Scored The Maximo iM-490S iMetal Isolation Earphones on Woot!
Woot had the Maximo iM-490S iMetal Isolation Earphones for $15 freakin bucks today! They are pretty sweet $50 headphones and they’ve had some good reviews on Amazon.com so far. I was going to pick them up for a friend that has a Sandisk Sansa (as these are tuned just for that mp3 player.) Oh well 
(They sold out super fast is what I meant to say.)
Want to Complain? complaintscenter@usdoj.gov
I’m getting a feeling that the US Department of Justice is getting a lot of complaints these days. People have been typing in complaintscenter@usdoj.gov for some reason, and it might be due to some spammers or phishers pretending to be the USDOJ. Who knows.
That news isn’t funny, but this cartoon is, so let’s have a laugh:
January 12, 2008
How To Avoid Getting Your Car Towed
Do you get the best parking spot no matter what? If so, you’ve probably had your fair share of parking tickets. Paying them isn’t so bad, but picking up your car after it has been towed is a pain in the butt.
So here’s a strategy I learned from a millionaire in Great Britain:
1. Buy a large truck, like a full-size Dodge Ram, and have it imported from the United States.
2. Park as you please.
3. Pay your tickets.
It’s simple. You just buy a vehicle that is so big that it’s impossible to tow it! Then if you pay your tickets, you won’t end up in jail, and everyone lives happily ever after.
Unfortunately this only works in countries where most of the population doesn’t already drive full-size pickups…
